Are you the sort of spiv that shows a callous disregard for the art of parking? Maybe you need that Wank Wagon (4x4 or 'sports utility vehicle' for those of a shallow disposition), so necessary when trying to get just a little closer to the cash machine. Perhaps you have the cretin sensors in the rear bumper, just in case you ever use reverse? If so we'll be spewing forth some photos to show that there's more out there, like you.

But more likely you're here because you can park, you have progressed beyond granny shuffles, and maybe you can now even drive a car without Power Steering!! If so submit some pictures of the imbeciic fish amongst us (like the Spoon Fettler above) so we can all have a laugh.